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collegehumor:

One Direction Pregnancy Prank

Yeah, it’s just a prank, but that’s not going to make tribute groups that want to call themselves Cesarean Section go away.

As long as I stick around I’m going to end up with a bunch of them anyway as they’re going to run out of people to give them to. And I’m probably going to win it one year when someone else deserves to win it. Why? Because it’s my time, goddamit. And that’s the way shit works around here. I’m just an uptight mutt at the top of his game. Welcome to Hollywood, bitch! I’ll see you at the Vanity Fair party and I’ll be holding that golden statue you deserve ‘cause guess what? It happened to me too!
Robert Downey Jr (on winning an Oscar)
collegehumor:

Jolly Guy Rides Penny Farthing Bike

Good thing he’s wearing that biking gear. Now he can REALLYpick up speed.

collegehumor:

Jolly Guy Rides Penny Farthing Bike

Good thing he’s wearing that biking gear. Now he can REALLYpick up speed.